That selfish Dick Clark! He just couldn’t wait to die, could he? I just needed him to stave off the darkness for one more year; hell one more New Year’s would have been fine. But now he’s dead, may he rest in peace, and...
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The last day of Passover was on Saturday. It was an emotional day that capped a week of flourless foods. Just for kicks and giggles, I recorded my inner thoughts and emotions throughout the day as I slowly descended into madness fueled by lack...
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YOLO, an acronym for ‘you only live once’, seems to be on everyone’s liquor soaked lips these days. Usually accompanied by a ‘woo!’ YOLO can be used to coax friends into doing whatever. Whether it is day drinking, a late night Denny’s run, or...
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Yup, I didn’t go and see Titanic this weekend. James Cameron already made Titanic in 3D. It’s called Avatar. And it is a remarkable 3D experience with a cheesy love story to explain the action. But if you take away the explosions, fighting, and all the cool...
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Dear unnamed classmate, Thank you for your email requesting class notes. Because I’ve already wasted my time reading it, I may as well respond: No, we do not know what class you are talking about. In case you didn’t notice, asking for “the notes from...
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Let me make something clear: I love kids. I consider myself a 19-year old kid, one who who enjoys orange soda, a good Spongebob episode and the 2002 Academy Award-winning film “Clockstoppers.” But make no mistake: today’s youths are in no way, shape or...
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It may surprise you to learn that George Washington University isn’t the only one. Here are a handful of other colleges and their namesakes. Matthew Vassar- Vassar College, NY Matthew Vassar probably channeled Asher Roth in his wish, “to go to college for the...
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By Anna Flickinger Recently I did something unheard of, I soberly ventured into my personal Narnia, the Ivory Basement. It was a Saturday night and I was not looking for drunchies, but rather fuel for a study session. I encountered the same cast of...
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